these topping combos will change your avocado game forever
Hannibal reading tattlecrime.com
when the vending machine won’t take the dollar
MRW I’m about to meet up with my boyfriend later and he says “Please wear something normal today.”
What an inspiration
Jessica Lange | 65th Annual Primetime Emmy Awards
fab 5 + google
Nicole Kidman leaving her lawyer’s office after finalising her divorce with Tom Cruise.
bowing @ this beautiful day in august 2001
please let’s not forget this gem
I identify with this on a spiritual level right now
You and me both, Hitch.
January 5, 1997
Whoever finds and publishes this work shall be entitled to all proceeds. I ask only that my name take its rightful place. Perhaps you will even prosper. If, however you discover that readers are less than sympathetic and choose to dismiss that enterprise out of hand, then may I suggest you drink plenty of wine and dance in the sheets of your wedding night, for whether you know it or not, now you truly are prosperous. They say no truth stands the rest of time. I can think of no greater comfort than knowing this document failed such a test.